And it all had to end...

After a distressing interlude involving a stubborn cash machine and a plea to my parents I have returned to the motherland. I guess once the sun comes out I'll be a little more pleased...

Only joking folks, it's lovely to be reminded of how fun it is to wear all your clothes at once and that exorbitant tax on cigarettes really does make you cut down.

Ahem,

Bitterness aside, I am glad to be able to see all of you lovely people again, next time lets all go together and hold hands around the campfire. Pina Colada? Oh I wish.